Who Am I? Lyrics - Big Ed

[Big Ed] (Da Diiiiiiiick) 

I'm having a big problem, or should I say difficulty? 

With my body's faculty 

My wood ain't acting right, as soon as I got this girl to act right 

Seduced her to give up the ass on the first night 

Her name is Cynthia, hell of a body that will send for ya 

Backstage, D.C, had my niggas go send for her 

She spotted me and she said 

"I was just wondering why they call you Big Ed?" 

Now that's the million dollar question hon' 

Let just say in the sack I'm known to make a run 

Forget about it, cause I'll hit you with that pressure 

Can't wait to undress ya, with your fine ass lookin' like Vanessa 

5'11", light skin, green eyes and convacios 

Defintely lickable in delicate places 

Not tonight though, strickly just to dick down 

Got to the telly, honey laid down, pulled the pannies way down 

Ain't got time to waste now, she's tuggin' at my waist now 

Dropped my pants, dropped my drawers, and whipped it out 

Inserted into her mouth, she wrapped her head around the ear 

She let me watch my dick disappear, reappear 

I rubbed the cat, finger fucked it, she grabbed my hand and sucked it 

And in the other hand nothing but dick 

I got my jim-hand but when I tried to put it on 

My hard-on was gone 

I told my dick "Attention salute" 

But he didn't, insuborate motherucker 

What happened to the rocka rocka motherfucker? 

Then he spoked, spoked me I almost choked 

On my spit, this is ricdoulous 

I'm looking at my piece like whose dick is this? 

(Who Am I? I'm the nigga that made you 

I'm the reason why all the honies laid you 

I got 'em doing all that freaky shit they do 

Reprations overdue) 

Nigga hold up, reprations? (Yeah I said it) 

Now what you mean you got me pussy? (Oh I didn't get it?) 

(Only thing you did was brag about me 

Telling 'em how I'm hangin' like Nights of the Boogie 

All in the your raps, all in your convo 

you building curosity straight from the get-go 

You know, and I know, that she wants to know 

And she ain't gonna go, until she knows how long I grow) 

Nigga I got it from the game I spit 

I enticed the mind way before she saw the dick 

What you mean you made me? I'm the that bust the raps 

Bust the gats (Yeah but I got the nuts to go do that 

Hoes I run through that) 

Fool when I walk in the spot they be like who that? 

(Nigga they be lookin' at the bulge in your pants 

The size of your feet and hands, peepin' out your stance 

Musclar, six pack, don't mean shit 

They leave your stupid ass if you go impatent 

Nigga you ain't shit without me, can't do shit without me 

Cause every women loves a big fat stiffy 

That she can sit on, direct and cream on 

And if I don't rise up, best believe she's gone 

Alot of women want their cats licked 

But it takes a backseat to some bomb dick 

Even money won't do the trick, she'll get tired of the shit 

She'll start sneaking around hunting for some dick 

The want from you to lift shit, fix shit 

You wouldn't be around if you weren't attached to dick 

I'm in control, I'm the brain's extension 

No matter you postition, just look at Bill Clinton 

Dykes hate you but buy me off the shelf) 

Man nigga fuck you (Nawl that's bad for your health 

And while we on the topic, this bad hoe you wanna stab 

Can't fuck with her dogg, she got crabs 

And they'll get in my afro, oh hell no 

Let's just bust from flacio, cause she'll go) 

*door slams*