Big Daddy Vs. Dolemite Lyrics - Big Daddy Kane

[Big Daddy Kane] 

Mmm. ohh yeah 

Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah 

Allow me to introduce myself 

as the Big Daddy Kane 

A smooth lover from around the way 

that's bound to drive any bitch insane 

[Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)] 

Well Dolemite is my name 

And rappin and tappin is my game 

[Kane] 

Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite 

The shit you talkin years ago, I could see 

But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me 

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[Dolemite] 

Listen. when it comes down to rappin 

I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it 

I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim 

in the rappin game 

Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker 

I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker 

When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy 

I make it weaker 

Also it gets a little deeper 

I was walkin down Broadway the other day 

An old old lady came my way 

She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18 

I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!" 

I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass? 

I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ass" 

So I pulled out my dick 

It was so shiny it looked like it was painted 

The hoe took one look and damn near fainted 

I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout 

that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!" 

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[Kane] 

Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil 

I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas 

Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace 

Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July 

And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry 

I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill 

And I kicked Jack's ass and took his hoe Jill 

I'm the one who broke the bull's back 

and made people say FUCK McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac 

[Dolemite] 

Why you long lanky motherfucker 

You ain't nothin but a sucker! 

I was born in a barrel of butcher knives 

Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's 

I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel 

I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel! 

I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale 

Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail 

[Kane] 

Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker 

Let me tell you somethin 

I'm the one that put the M in mackin 

Because when you did it you was only actin 

I made pimpin a full time job 

so bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob 

I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA 

And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner 

Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks 

Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax 

[Dolemite] 

Why you insecure no business barn junkyard 

rat soup eatin motherfucker! 

It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game 

I was callin whores jives ass bitches 

and pimps - sucker ass lame 

KANE, before you can take my reign 

You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day 

Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away 

You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see 

Yo' bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they can't even pee 

Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR 

And get out and do the runnin man while you up there 

Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu 

And the Crabs around yo' ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo! 

[Kane] 

Aww fuckit I give up