Teh President Slipped And Fell Lyrics - Driving To Damascus - Big Country

They found an alien baby in a Russian wood 

A man in the delta named Johnny B. Goode 

A two-headed cow and a fish that walks 

A vampire lover and a monkey that talks 

A boy with wings and ice that's hot 

And a weeping sports star told us all about pot 

Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report 

The prime time verdict from the murder court 

A woman who died and came back from hell 

The president slipped, and he slipped and fell 

They found the face of Jesus on an Elvis plate 

And snow that fell on the sunshine state 

A man at the altar with his 23rd bride 

A million small investors who were taken for a ride 

A billion dollar budget for the special effects 

And a holy man told us not to have sex 

Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report 

The prime time verdict from the murder court 

A woman who died and came back from hell 

The president slipped, and he slipped and fell 

Gimme one for the money 

Make it two for the money 

Maybe three for the money 

You better make it four for the money 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

The more I hear is the less I care 

Four goals, two cautions and a half-time report 

The prime time verdict from the murder court 

A woman who died and came back from hell 

The president slipped, and he slipped and fell