Republican Party Reptile Lyrics - Big Country

My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he can 

A real party reptile for a northern man 

He's dressed like a republican 

He thinks conservative 

But he drives faster than I ever did 

He's into nuclear power and insider deals 

He has a scene with baby oil and heels 

He's my favorite politician 

When he comes on weird 

Says I'm not fit for this office let's get out of here 

My, my, loves his ma and apple pie 

Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy 

I hope you like it 

You know I'm going to take good care of you 

I hope you like it 

I hope next time you bring your friends with you 

He's a drinkin', huntin', shootin', fishin' son of a gun 

He knows a surgeon's gonna keep his wife young 

Got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank 

Knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank 

I hope you like it 

You know I'm going to take good care of you 

I hope you like it 

I hope next time you bring your friends with you 

My, my, loves his ma and apple pie 

Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy 

He likes to come take me for a night with the boys 

He talks about the NRA and their toys 

Got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck 

He drives me home when he's in no state to walk 

My, my, loves his ma and apple pie 

Well, well, he's the party's favorite guy 

I hope you like it 

You know I'm going to take good care of you 

I hope you like it 

I hope next time you bring your friends with you 

I hope you like it 

Love it, like it 

I hope you like it 

Love it, like it