Kitty Empire Lyrics - Big Black

The Emperor makes his rounds, Master of all Cats 

Fat in the Midwest, Emperor rolls his little balls -- Catland 

Says hi to his pal Walter, for all that smoking in the backyard 

The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration 

Even makes a funny noise 

He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen 

When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day 

When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day 

I jump around with my wang in the wind 

It flops around, you admired it 

I am your neighbor now 

You can't stop me now 

In exchange??, I will even run a mm mm mm?? 

If not, then all I want is something else 

You will ask them for me 

In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value 

I am the Emperor of Cats 

I do what I want now, cats 

I do what I want now, cats 

I shit outside if I want to 

All a part of my, ow, kitty empire