Snowboarding Lyrics - Bif Naked

This phallic snowboard beckons my sensuality 

The silence of the snowfall is playing with my concentration 

These blasted goggles hinder the shading from this god-forsaken run 

Whipper, snappers, whipping by, shredding by 

Carving through my heart 

I flow as if on water 

Gorgeous delicious airs 

My heart stops as the cartwheels commence 

I soar 

My eyes close 

I taste the mountain 

This glorious creation of heaven 

My body is taught and ripe 

I give my self holy and completely 

To earth and snow and ice 

It takes me harder than my favorite lover 

And the mountain eats me alive