Twisted Lyrics - Bette Midler - Bette Midler

"how ya doin' girls? long time, no see. listen, I've been to the doctor lately. honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy? " 

My analyst told me 

That I was right out of my head. 

The way he described it he said, 

"you'd be better off dead 

Than alive." 

I didn't listen to his jive. 

I knew all along he was all wrong, 

And I knew that he thought I was crazy, 

But you know I'm not. oh, no. 

My analyst told me 

That I was right out of my head. 

He said I need treatment. 

But I'm not that easily led. 

He said I was the type that was most inclined 

When out of his sight 

To be out of my mind. 

And he thought I was nuts. 

No more if's or and's or but's. 

Oh, no. 

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild 

With all my crazy ideas. 

But I knew what was happenin', 

I knew I was a genius. 

What's so strange when you know that 

You're a wizard at three? 

I said, "baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me." 

I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight. 

That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night. 

My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do. 

But I had saw some crazy things 

Before I came to. 

Now, do you think I was crazy? 

I may have been only three but I was swingin'. 

They all laughed at a. graham bell, 

They all laughed at edison, 

And also at einstein. 

So why should I feel sorry if they just 

Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic 

That went on in my head. 

I had a brain, it was insane. 

So I just let them laugh at me 

When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses 

All because there was no driver on the top. 

Aaaaaaah. 

"did you ever hear a story like that in your life? honey, that chick is bananas. do you hear? bananas. oh, waiter, bring me another banana dacquari, would ya? " 

Ba, ba, ba, ba! 

"oh, here she comes again." 

Badada, badada, badada. wo! 

My analyst told me 

That I was right out of my head. 

But I said, "doctor, 

I think that it's you instead. 

'cause I got a thing that's so unique and new, 

It proves that I got the last laugh on you. 

'cause instead of one head, ooh, I got two. 

And you know two heads are better than one." 

"honey, she is twisted"