Perfect Isn't Easy Lyrics - Bette Midler

Girl, we've got work to do 

Pass me the paint and glue 

Perfect isn't easy but it's me 

When one knows the world is watching 

One does what one must 

Some minor adjustments darling 

Not for my vanity but for humanity 

Each little step a pose 

See, how the breeding shows 

Sometimes, it's too much for even me 

When all of the world says yes 

Then, who am I to say no? 

Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl 

No, girl, you need a pro 

Not a flea or a flaw, take a peek at that paw 

La, da-da, dee, dee, da 

Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas? 

Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed 

(Yeah) 

Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classy 

We're not talkin' Lassie 

La, ah, ooh, aroo 

Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff 

Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-arow 

Though many covet my bone and bowl 

They're barkin' up the wrong tree 

You pretty pups all over the city 

I have your hearts and you have my pity 

Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty 

Perfect, my dear, is me