Intermission: You're Moving Out Today Lyrics - Live At Last - Bette Midler

I stayed out late one night and you moved in 

I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in 

May I remind you that it's been a year since then? 

Today the landlady, she said to me 

"Your lonely friend just made a pass at me" 

Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea 

So pack your toys away 

Your pretty boys away 

Your forty-fives away 

Your alibis away 

Your silly lies away 

Your old tie-dyes away 

Your one more tries away 

You're moving out today 

Your nasty habits aren't confined to bed 

The grocer told me what you do with bread 

Why don't you take up with the 

Baker's wife instead of me? 

Pack up your rubber duck 

I'd like to wish you luck 

Your funny cigarettes 

Your sixty-one cassettes 

Pack all your clothes away 

Your rubber hose away 

Your old day glows away 

You're movin' out today 

I hate to do it 

You gotta 

I hate to do it 

You gotta 

Hate to do it 

You gotta 

Hate to do it 

You gotta 

You gotta 

You gotta 

Pack up you dirty looks 

Your songs that have no hooks 

Your stacks of Modern Screen 

Your portrait of the queen 

Your mangy cat away 

Your baby fat away 

You're headed that away 

You're moving out today 

Pack up your fork and spoon 

But leave my Lorna Doones 

Your map of Mozambique 

Your water bed that leaks 

La la la la la la la la la 

La la la la la la la la 

The reason I'm singing la la is 

Because I'm so happy you're going 

Gosh, you've made me miserable 

I don't think I've ever been so unhappy 

As I've been this last year with you 

You are really a dirty, dirty guy 

Did anyone ever tell you that? 

Oh, uh, by the way, would you 

Uh, take off that coat you're wearing? 

That's my coat you're wearing 

Ah, yes, thank you, oh, goodbye 

Parting is such sweet sorrow