I'm A Woman Lyrics - Sings The Peggy Lee Songbook - Bette Midler

I can wash forty four pairs of socks 

And have 'em hanging out on the line 

I can starch and iron two dozen shirts 

'Fore you can count from one to nine 

I can slip up a great big dip up of lard 

From a drippings can 

Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping 

Be back before it melts in the pan 

'Cause I'm a woman 

W O M A N 

I can rub and scrub 

'Til this house is shines just like a dime 

Feed the baby, grease the car 

And powder my nose at the same time 

Get all dressed up 

Go out swing till 4 A.M and then 

Lay down at five, jump 'til 6 

And start all over again 

'Cause I'm a woman 

W O M A N 

If you come to me sick leave 

You know I'm gonna make you well 

If you come to me, hexed up 

You know I'm gonna break the spell 

And if you come to me hungry 

I'll feed ya full of my grits 

If it's loving you want 

I can kiss you and give you the shivering fits 

'Cause I'm a woman 

W O M A N 

Say it again 

I got a twenty dollar gold piece 

Says there's nothing that I can't do 

I can make a dress out of feeding sacks 

I can make a man out of you 

'Cause I'm a woman 

W O M A N 

I'll say it again 

'Cause I'm a woman 

W O M A N 

That's all