Fit As I Am Lyrics - Mud Will Be Flung Tonight - Bette Midler

Fat as I am. 

Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? 

I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. 

How is it that I'm fat as I am? 

Fat as I am. 

The camera's gonna add a ton to my can. 

This is the way they say Godzilla began. 

How did I get as fat as I am? 

"Try it again." 

All of my friends say I should diet again; 

That all my fans are gonna riot again. 

"Look what happened to Liz." 

All of my sins 

are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! 

I could audition for the doublemint twins. 

No one in the biz is as fat as I is. 

Ah, but what's a career 

when you put it next to knockwurst and beer? 

They could park a DC10 on my rear. 

God knows I got the gas! 

There goes the chair. 

But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care! 

I ate a meatball off the floor right over there. 

Ah, you don't give a damn 

when you're fat as I am!