One Thing Real Lyrics - Singles - Bern Dan

I come down the steps 

I slip on the ice 

Santa Claus been lookin' 

Who's been naughty, who's been nice 

I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight 

Jesus, he comes up to me, Jesus, he sits down 

Says take this fuckin' cross off my back, I'm goin' downtown 

I say aw, but ain't that your uniform 

He offers me a toke 

Says 2000 years is long enough for this particular joke 

He says I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight 

I'm up here singin' these songs every night 

Sometimes I wanna just make 'em all up on the spot 

Maybe they wouldn't rhyme too good, they might not make sense 

But then at least I wouldn't be repeating myself 

I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight 

And you're the one I've chosen 

And I guess you've chosen me 

Let's turn off the commercials 

Let's turn off the TV 

How well can we get to know 

Each other in an hour 

We can fight the daylight 

We have that power 

I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight 

Van Gogh sits next to me, with a bucketful of paste 

He rips off my ear and says glue this to my face 

I'd like to leave America for someplace where they would 

Not know a word of English and I might be understood 

I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight