Zelda Rap Lyrics - Benefit

Back when I was rising up 

All the suckers used to play 

Acting like they all that 

And no one knew the way 

To Ganon's castle, Level nine 

Link had the power, I had the mind 

I held the magic sword way up high 

I knew I could win I didn't have to try 

The NES Advantage was on my side 

I take evil for a ride 

I smoke the tektites like they was hooch 

Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch 

I walked to meet The motherfuckin gannon 

He dissappeared like a ball from a cannon 

I raise my voice and I shout out loud 

I got the triforce and I am proud 

I finally hit him with the silver arrow 

And you know I leave the rock 

Even though the road to good is narrow 

Zelda's on my jock 

Cause my balls is big, to be this brave 

Princess Zelda is the one I saved 

Now I'm playing with power 

The 1980's will never go sour 

Yeah, who would have thunk it, it must have been a drunken 

someone who could pump it with a beat so funky 

hell yeah bitch, you heard it hear first, 

recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse 

to stitch up the wounds from the k and the b 

redefine the word "originality", cant fuck with this shit, 1986 

we was in the mix and zelda was the fuckin fix 

now we bringin this shit, full fuckin circle 

cant hate with this? go hang with steve erkle 

cause we regulatin hardcore, now you know whats in store 

beggin for a little more, glad i was in level 4 

realize this, im creepin through the mist 

with the fuckin triforce, and im motherfuckin pissed 

now you realizin this beats hipnotizin, my skill keeps rising 

all this shit just ties in, step back i got the players guide 

fuckin game genie with the codes inside 

skill to save hyrule and the rest of mankind 

all this shit be stickin in your mind 

now you understand the controller in your hand 

you almost beat the game, but you aint the fuckin man 

so leave it up to me, and back the fuck off 

you think you're hardcore, but your skill be soft 

i piss on your cartridge, throw it in the trash 

take it to the pawn shop for some cash 

you dont belong on my NES 

i'll grab your controller to show im the best