World 69 Lyrics - Benefit

It's 1986 I'm in the first grade 

I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid 

I gotta save the Princess 

so he can get the pussy 

Believe me, Mario would get that ass 

so fuck Luigi 

Mario really wants to get her in bed 

So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head 

He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells 

Jumpin on little mushrooms and turtle shells 

Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways 

Makin his move to the end 

where the final castle lays 

Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher 

Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire 

All these creatures that attack him 

Cut Mario slack 

Oh shit hold on I'll be right back 

I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer 

It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber 

That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man 

And get him to the end 

so he can stop using his hand 

Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink 

Princess won't fuck a little kid, I think 

So stay grown and attend to your own 

And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone 

Save the Princess quick 

Because she wants a dick 

And if you let her free 

You get the pussy 

Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess 

But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance 

Cloud people throwin little spike animals 

Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals 

I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven 

And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'" 

I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up 

And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up 

I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit 

Cause some kid in school told me 

you could see the Princess tits 

I wanna beat it before any of my friends do 

So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu 

At the end of each level I jump and get the flag 

And say to myself "Another castle in the bag" 

I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride 

And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide 

The Princess is a freak even though she has class 

Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass 

I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly 

And I hate platforms that fall out from below me 

It's all worth while just to see Mario smile 

Standin next to the Princess' butt naked profile 

That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid 

Super Mario Brothers best game ever made