Gordos Revenge Lyrics - Benefit

Lyrics benefit Gordos revenge (midget song sequel) 

(Man speaking) 

When Im bagging all your chickens well see who looks cool 

Yo girl, ever done it with a guy whos only 2 foot 2? 

I may be a tad shorter, have u ever wrestled a midget? 

Keep talking shit, ill set up a cage match next Special Olympics 

Keep making short jokes, midgets always get more bitches 

And I bet your wifes got a fetish for fucking guys with dwarfism 

I got problems and I got em in the worst way 

Maybe its the for fact that Ive been the same fucking height since first grade 

I had a nice teacher, wore a wife beater with no shirt, 

But Im 37 years old still waitin to hit my growth spurt 

Im a freak of nature, Jesus hates yuh 

Something of sorts but every time I stood up for myself seems I was comin up short 

I never really had a problem tryin 2 reach a cervical, 

but in high school I needed a high stool just to reach the urinal 

??? 

I wear stilts to amusement parks so I can ride the roller coasters. 

life as a shorty shouldnt b so rough (chorus) 

Yo im so short my suitcase is a fanny pack 

For me is ??? a family size I park em in the handicap 

Im so gifted where the sun dont shine dont need a penis blinder? 

I may be happy size but Im the perfect type to eat vagina 

Knock me off my feet black ill get up and bust back 

uppercut your knee caps and head but your nut sack 

Ill never get taller, cuz it seems Ive reached my full capacity 

my dicks 2 inches but Im so short I tell girls it hang fast 

my knees to boost my self esteem 

i go 2 the circuses now whos the freak, 

if i choose 2 eat at restaurants they better have a booster seat, 

just cuz Im short doesnt mean I dont like big tittied hoes, 

but if I want to hit it doggy style I gotta stand on my tippy toes 

sick in the head stick a dick in the bed 

ill hit it from each angle 

Im so short, I sit on the curb my fuckin feet dangle 

so many women try to molest me 

Im not pervetically balanced 

please dont call me short I prefer vertically challenged 

life as a shorty shouldnt b so rough (chorus) 

(benefit talking)