Makin' Whoopee Lyrics - Fabulous Magic Collection - Ben Webster

Another bride, another June 

Another sunny honeymoon 

Another season, another reason 

For makin' whoopee 

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice 

The groom is nervous; he answers twice 

It's really killin' 

That he's so willin' to make whoopee 

Picture a little love nest 

Down where the roses cling 

Picture the same sweet love nest 

Think what a year can bring 

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He's washin' dishes and baby clothes 

He's so ambitious he even sews 

But don't forget, folks 

That's what you get, folks, for makin' whoopee 

Another year or maybe less 

What's this I hear? Well, you can't confess 

She feels neglected, and he's suspected 

Of makin' whoopee 

She sits alone 'most every night 

He doesn't phone her; he doesn't write 

He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?" 

He's makin' whoopee 

He doesn't make much money 

Only five thousand per 

Some judge who thinks he's funny 

Says, "You'll pay six to her" 

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He says, "Now, Judge, suppose I fail?" 

The judge says, "Budge right into jail" 

You'd better keep her; I think it's cheaper 

Than makin' whoopee 

You'd better keep her 

I know it's cheaper 

Than makin' whoopee