Rent A Cop Lyrics - Ben Folds

I'm trollin' food court for girls 

Yeah, it's the best job in the world 

Yeah, they know they're safe with me 

They love my little mustache 

They love a man in uniform, oh 

With my sunglasses 

They can't see what I'm really looking at 

And as they're walking by 

I whisper through my doughnut 

Hey baby, baby, light that ass on fire 

How long must this day go on 

I got to stand here two more hours 

'Til I punch the clock 

How long must this day go on 

No kid, they don't give me a gun 

I don't get paid enough to run 

So you can call me what you want 

I'll be hanging at the checkout 

Checking out your girlfriend 

Figure out how she's going to fit all of that 

Butt into that underwear, yeah, yeah 

Hey girl, if you can't recall 

Where you parked your daddy's car 

Then I could help you out 

All alone in this great big mall, oh 

How long must this day go on 

I got to stand here two more hours 

'Til it's Miller time 

How long must this day go on 

Whoa, oh, oh, oh 

I'm trolling food court for girls 

I whisper through my doughnut 

I whisper through my doughnut 

I whisper through my doughnut 

Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby 

Light that, light that ass on fire 

Alright that's good