Phone In A Pool Lyrics - So There - Ben Folds

Take it easy, take it slow, oh 

Get on with the show, ah 

That's what I know 

I woke in a cold sweat last night 

Seems what's been good for the music 

Hasn't always been so good for the life 

I've thrown my phone in a pool 

In New Orleans 

Found the love of my life again 

Y'all knows what I means 

And I'll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks, oh yeah 

I can't tell what you're sayin' 

When you yell 

At the same time 

You could be tellin' me the story of your life 

Your life 

Is my malfunction so surprising 

'Cause I always seem so stable and bright? 

Ain't it always the quiet types? 

I've thrown my phone in a pool 

In New Orleans 

Found the love of my life again 

Y'all knows what I means 

And I'll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks, 

I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't blame New Orleans 

Can't you people function for a little while 

Without me bouncin' off the satellite for a night? 

Drink it faster, drink it slow 

That's what I know 

When you've gotten to the bottom of it, it's time to go 

And when you flip 200 feet, feel free to proffer your advice 

But until that time, here's my autoreply: 

I've thrown my phone in a pool 

In New Orleans 

Found the love of my life again 

Y'all knows what I means 

And I'll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks 

That's what I know 

That's what I know