Make Me Mommy Lyrics - Ben Folds

Oh Mommy! 

She touched me Mommy! 

Oh Mommy! 

He touched me first! 

You two! 

You make me mad! 

You're bad! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

Yeah! 

Oh Mommy! 

I don't want to be a doctor! 

Oh Mommy! 

I don't want to be a lawyer! 

You two! 

You let me down! 

And how! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You go to your room! 

You make me Mommy! 

You make me Mommy! 

You make me make you! 

You make me make you make me! 

You make me make you! 

You make me make you make me! 

You make me make you!