Lost In The Supermarket Lyrics - Ben Folds

I'm all lost in the supermarket 

I can no longer shop happily 

I came in here for the special offer 

A guaranteed personality 

I wasn't born so much as I fell out 

Nobody seemed to notice me 

We had a hedge back home in the suburbs 

Over which I never could see 

I heard the people who lived on the ceiling 

Scream and fight most scarily 

Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling 

That's how it's been all around me 

I'm all lost in the supermarket 

I can no longer shop happily 

I came in here for the special offer 

A guaranteed personality 

I'm all tuned in, I see all the programs 

I save coupons from packets of tea 

I've got my giant hit Disco tech album 

I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free 

The kids in the halls and the pipes in the walls 

Making noises for company 

Long distance callers make long distance calls 

And the silence makes me lonely 

I'm all lost in the supermarket 

I can no longer shop happily 

I came in here for the special offer 

A guaranteed personality 

I'm all lost in the supermarket 

I can no longer shop happily 

I came in here for the special offer 

A guaranteed personality 

(I'm all lost) 

I'm all lost in the supermarket 

(I'm all lost) 

I can no longer shop happily 

(I'm all lost) 

I came in here for the special offer 

(I'm all lost) 

A guaranteed personality 

I'm all lost in the supermarket 

I can no longer shop happily 

I came in here for the special offer 

A guaranteed personality