Levi Johnston's Blues Lyrics - Lonely Avenue - Ben Folds

Woke up this morning, what do I see? 

Three thousand cameras pointed at me. 

Dude says, "You Levi?" 

I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir." 

"Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter." 

So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister, 

Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol." 

And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny? 

Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency." 

And I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!" 

They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it." 

I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home, 

I'm gonna lay down the law 

And tell her what's going on 

I'm a fucking redneck, 

I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing 

And kill some moose. 

I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess, 

You fuck with me and I kick your ass. 

So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion 

And sex outside marriage is against our religion. 

And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old, 

They say, "Levi, it's too late, 

You gotta do as you're told." 

I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!" 

They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it." 

I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home, 

Gonna lay down the law 

And tell her what's going on: 

I'm a fucking redneck, 

I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing 

And kill some moose. 

I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess, 

You fuck with me and I kick your ass. 

I'm a fucking redneck, 

I live to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing 

And kill some moose. 

I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess, 

You fuck with me and I kick your ass. 

Yeah, I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess 

Kick some ass 

I'm a fucking redneck, 

I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing 

And kill some moose. 

I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess, 

You fuck with me and I kick your ass.