Bitches Ain't Shit Lyrics - Supersunnyspeedgraphic - The Lp - Ben Folds

Bitches ain't shit 

Bitches ain't shit 

[Chorus] 

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 

Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick 

lets get the fuck out after you're done 

And I hops in my ride to make a quick run 

I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright 

We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night 

Tight than a motherfucker with the gangster beats 

And we was ballin' on the motherfuckin' Compton streets 

Peep, that shit got deep and it was on 

Number 1 song after number 1 song 

Long as my motherfuckin' pockets was fat 

I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at 

But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do 

Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2 

And the ends she got didn't mean nothin' 

Now she's suing cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit 

Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short 

So now she's takin' me to court 

It's real conversation for your ass 

I once had a bitch named Mandy May 

Used to be up in them guts like everyday 

The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung 

I was in love like a motherfucker lickin' the pro-tung 

The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good 

But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood 

So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine 

Guess what? Got gaffled by one time 

I'm back to the motherfuckin' county jail 

6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail 

I get's released on a hot sunny day 

My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre 

Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news 

Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues 

I ain't been out a second 

And already gotta do some motherfuckin' chin checkin' 

Move up the block as we groove down the block 

See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock 

Kick in the do', I look on the flo' 

It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo 

I un-cocked my shit,I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed 

Man, fuck that bitch! 

[Chorus] 

Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short 

So now she's takin' me to court 

It's real conversation for your ass 

[Repeat: x4] 

Bitches can't hang with the streets