One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces Lyrics - Ben Folds Five

September '75 I was 47 inches high 

Mom said by Christmas I would have 

A bad ass mother G.I. Joe 

For your little minds to blow 

I still got beat up after class 

Yeah, now, I'm big and important 

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you 

If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV 

Look who's telling who what to do 

Yeah, kiss my ass, goodbye 

So give me that bull, you know who I am 

I'm your nightmare, little man 

Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry 

Jane, remember second grade? 

Said, you couldn't stand my face 

Rather than kiss me you said here I die 

I'm big and important 

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you 

If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV 

Look who's telling who what to do 

Yeah, kiss my ass goodbye 

You'll be sorry one day, yeah, you will, yes, you will 

You shouldn't push me around 'cause I will, yes, I will 

You will be sorry when I'm big, yes, you will, yes, you will 

You will be sorry 

'Cause I'm big and important 

One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you 

If you really want to see me check the papers, check the TV 

Oh, no, look who's telling who what to do 

Kiss my ass