Hooked On Christ Lyrics - Singles - Behind Enemy Lines

I'm the newly appointed expert on the treatment of drug addiction 

here to help the addicts to overcome through faith in religion 

One man has been blessed with vision, by god in his infinite wisdom 

so king George the second has generously bankrolled our glorious mission 

Endless money will roll right in from this Christian right administration 

thanks to George's efforts, pushing faith based initiative legislation 

The first steps towards taxpayer-funded conversion have now been made 

We're finally getting reimbursed what we deserve 

to repay the price our savior paid 

All of you hopeless addicts, drop that crutch and step right this way 

Don't forget to grab your bibles and together we'll pray that addiction away 

We'll get you off of those addictive drugs by hooking you on Christ 

and considering the blood that he spilled for you 

six hundred million is a reasonable price 

We'll rip that monkey off your back to make room for Jesus Christ 

Substitute that destructive habit with a more constructive vice 

We've replaced professional counselors with prayer time and bible study 

The GOP and Uncle Sam will now be remanding you to Jesus' custody 

As long as I have god's healing power I have no need for medical training 

Blind faith is all we really need to get the number of junkies waning 

No more physical detox, we'll combat withdrawal by reading scripture 

Transforming sinners into respectable Christians 

is all a part of the bigger picture 

We'll rip that monkey off your back to make room for Jesus Christ 

Substitute that destructive habit with a more constructive vice 

We've replaced professional counselors with prayer time and bible study 

The GOP and Uncle Sam will now be remanding you to Jesus' custody 

We'll be the saviors of these junkies to bring us closer to our lord and savior 

for Christ's sake that's why George gave us the power 

to teach them good behavior 

And once they pass their test of will we'll pass the collection plate 

to help fund future causes to further bridge the gap between church and state 

We'll rip that monkey off your back to make room for Jesus Christ 

Substitute that destructive habit with a more constructive vice 

We've replaced professional counselors with prayer time and bible study 

The GOP and Uncle Sam will now be remanding you to Jesus' custody