Oysters Conch Lyrics - Beenie Man

Intro: 

yes hi ya fat brown slim long and mawga, anything will do 

Chorus: 

send di modelers dem come 

send di champion dem come 

mek dem know seh til mornin' 

di doctor nah go done 

who can't stand it better run 

nuh have nuh time fi gi mi 

bun is flood when yuh buk 

dis loaded magnum 

well di gal dem a rush mi 

cause dem love how mi stay 

tek up residence pon fi dem highway 

in mi mansion dem whan come play 

but a one ting mi haffa say 

Verse 1: 

mi nuh punk, woman 

tink mi mash up and swear seh mi drunk 

mi under mi crackers, oysters an mi conch, gal 

put mi to di test and swear 

mi ago flunk a catch mi whan fi catcher 

her in mi bunk 

mek she whine, baby, whine same time mi a pump 

no worry, gal. mi ago help yuh over the hump 

the ole sugar cane, gal, weh sweeter dan di bump 

a 500 watt mi a chump 

Chorus 

Verse 2: 

a gal see mi simple and tink seh mi soft 

through mi nah brag but wah mi have an show off 

gal a spread rumour a talk 'bout dwarf 

but ask her wah mek she cough when she bawl 

please, gal a bawl time out 

di sittin' wah breeze fire deh deh a burn up di rice an peas 

mi microwave melt out di whole a her cheese 

but all in a mind dis ya gal yah a test 

but mi nah ease up till di chest start wheeze 

circle her area jus like bees 

nuh call out di lord name 

but yuh can say gees til yuh get weak in a yuh knees 

Chorus 

Verse 3: 

Gal, yuh better fret 

yuh know wah yuh start an yuh nuh get nuttin' yet 

a wah fly in a yuh head mek yuh go place dis ya bet dis a must 

water bed fi da bed yah so wet 

no worry yuself, darlin' 

yuh a still my pet 

the nicest fish weh mi catch in a mi net 

a pure bashment woman a instant death 

if more gal deh deh well a dem mi haffi get an dis no disrespecct 

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