Whiskey Faced, Radioactive, Blowdryin' Lady Lyrics - Beck

Alright here's a stupid song I wrote today 

Yeah 

Alright, ok this is called uh... 

->would this be a world premiere? 

Yeah this is probably the first and last time you'll hear this one... 

Ok this is uh... this is whiskey bottle - no this is called uh 

Whiskey-faced radioactive blowdryin' lady or something 

Take out your whiskey bottle there 

Now you don't even move out of your chair 

Your getting juiced up beyond belief 

I can barely love you when your getting drunk all the time 

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You can get out a blowdryer and 

Blowdry the hair right off of your head 

You can sauteé my dollar bills and feed 'em to the dog 

While he's watchin' cable 

If I catch fire by mistake, she'll put out my face with a rake 

And I shut my mouth before I even breathe 

Well I can barely touch you honey, cause you're gettin' drunk all the time 

Gotten radioactive tastebuds smeared across the rug 

Swallow the keys to the chevy 

You're gonna weedwack your way to memphis, yeah 

Photos 

Everybody knows about your style, 

you got tin-foil wrapped around your smile 

Well you're gonna give me a xerox of your buckteeth... 

Gettin... crap-faced all the time 

Yodelayeeoooyodelay...