Satan Gave Me A Taco Lyrics - Stereopathetic Soul Manure - Beck

Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick 

The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick 

The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard 

I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard 

There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one 

An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue 

Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat 

An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat 

My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash 

I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash 

So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes 

Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose 

Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak 

So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak 

I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised 

In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused 

Well, the cops came and got me and threw me in their van 

And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand 

They took me to the judge, his eyes a-glowin' red 

The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead 

Well, the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws 

The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls 

The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker 

The judge read the verdict: said, "Cut off his head!" 

Well, they placed me on the altar, and they raised up the axe 

My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks 

I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras and the lights 

Some guy with a microphone, runnin' around dancin' in tights 

And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below 

And I realized I was in a rock video 

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So I went and joined the band 

And I went out on tour 

And I smoked a lot of heroin 

And I passed out in manure 

I made out with the groupies 

Come on here 

Started fires backstage 

Oh, yeah, started 'em all 

Made a lot of money 

Oh, yeah, I'm makin' it 

And I gave it all away 

Give it all to me 

Well, the band got killed 

Ah, bunch of losers 

So I started a solo career 

Aha, yeah 

And I won all the awards 

Get 'em all now 

And I drank all the beer 

Drink it all up; get funky 

I opened up a taco stand 

Aha 

Just to smell the smell 

Oho 

Cookin' with the devil 

fryin' down in hell 

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