I've Come For My Award Lyrics - Beautiful South

(Heaton/Rotheray) 

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise 

So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize 

I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops 

Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot 

So I've come for my award, I've come for my award 

I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford 

Let hands be shook 

Champagne poured 

Sentence ignored 

Yes. I've come for my award 

This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise 

Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies' size? 

There's a few more round the back 

I stole them from your shop 

We've got no more in silver, that's all that you'd got 

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So I've come for my award, I've come for my award 

I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford 

Let hands be shook 

Champagne poured 

Sentence ignored 

Yes. I've come for my award 

I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye 

A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky 

But they didn't see me pinch them from underneath their eyes 

So I've come for my award, I've come for my award 

I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford 

Let hands be shook 

Champagne poured 

Sentence ignored 

Yes. I've come for my award 

Jesus was my greatest accomplice 

Jesus was my greatest accomplice 

Jesus was my greatest accomplice 

Yes, I've come for my award 

Photos 

Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot 

Video, compact disc, there's nothing we forgot 

Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot 

I've come for my Award