If We Crawl Lyrics - Beautiful South

If we crawl at two 

We could crawl at twenty-two 

And grovel at 

The drop of a hat 

And once they've got you down there 

It's so hard to re-straighten your back 

It we crawl at two 

We could crawl at one handred and two 

And the target brainless don't quite reach 

Covered so kindly in your opening speech 

Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought 

On a sideways beach 

Let lessons not the pupils teach 

Justice not the lesers breach 

And maggots not have fingers 

Wagged at by leech 

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Well I made sure 

I wrote this song in braille 

So you could touch the words 

The words that sail 

From my mouth back to the jail 

You could touch the words that sail 

From the mouth back to the jail 

That is posing as tongue 

Curtsies, bows, thank you sirs 

And the wearing of a business suit 

Lead to complaints of backache 

And end with a Nazi salute 

And once they've got you down there 

It's so hard to re-straighten your back 

If we crawl at two 

We could crawl at two two two 

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And the target brainless don't quite reach 

Covered so kindly in your opening speech 

Is a tiny crab of thought, crab of thought 

On a sideways beach 

Let lessons not the pupils teach 

Justice not the lesers breach 

And maggots not have fingers 

Wagged at by leech 

Well I made sure 

I wrote this song in braille 

So you could touch the words 

The words that sail 

From my mouth back to the jail 

You could touch the words that sail 

From the mouth back to the jail That is posing as tongue 

If we crawl at two 

We could crawl at twenty-two 

If we crawl at two 

We could crawl at twenty-two