Story 2000 Lyrics - Beatnuts

Hey Fellaz!! (yeah!) 

Can I get a soul clap?? (yeah) 

Hey ladies!! (yeah) 

Can I slap that lower back??(yeah) 

Let the beat drop!! 

(bout this shorty I met.. couple of days ago and shit..) 

Hey yo shorty's off tha bar hook.. 

Shakin that ass.. 

She don't mind if we all look 

It's all good 

Oh yeah mommy let me holla at ya 

Wanna strip 

Throw a dolla at ya 

Honey dip was a thug bitch from Bucktown 

Lookin like she needed a good fuckdown 

I was like damn momma you like ecstasy 

Like James Brown I wanna get in to it like a sex machine 

I said yeah I'm feelin everything you do 

She said.."oh yeah ain't you that kid from the yuuuuuu!!!" 

I said yeah!! As I bit my lips 

Hypnotized as my eyes focused on her tits 

I was like by the way Whats your name??(she says)Mary Chacohn 

She knew I was a dog that liked to bury the dong(the bone) 

Well thats cool, 

Just like I knew she was a BK hoe 

That was only down for a TKO 

AKA Blazy I tried to touch her ass 

She was like "shit!! the least you could do is say please!") 

I said heres my map, and the flyer wheres my shows at 

She tried to get me back for touchin her ass and squeezed the bozak 

I was like WHOA!!momma I caught the steel wood, 

But she whispered in my ear Poppy that feels good 

She asked Can I have it tonight?? 

Yeah before 11, She was like 

For sure my nigga round 7 

(6:59)Brrrrrriiinnnggg!!!!! 

So she gave me call around 7:00 

She said Patrick I really need some of your cock!! 

I'm crazy horny I wanna ride the pony! 

I told her I gotta long solami and thats no bologna. 

So she came to my crib started my mind in the penis 

I told her before I bust mommy bahapelogenis 

I had her coochy juicy 

She had my head gooey 

When I pulled out my chewbacha dick she said 

CHeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy!!! 

Thats all you heard when I pushed it (yaaaaayyyy) 

The phsycho's no joke 

and Thats no bullshit 

I made her come 

Like niagra falls 

Bam! Bam! Bam! 

With my viagra balls 

Its like that baby 

She scratched my back crazy 

Who stroked that ass to sleep 

My nigga Pat Blazy 

She said (snoring oy oy oy) 

(pitfight pitfight) (from the back)(saga continues)(sleep with me)(bring them 

belts right here) 

This was a true story, but the names have been changed to protect the innocent 

(Patrick Blazy) (chickens down here ya know)(yellow claw)(yeah now I ain't 

playin with y'all come on now my nigga Pat Blazy(big swinger)no good)(Fly away)