Cocksucker Blues Lyrics - Singles - Beasts Of Bourbon

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy 

And I just came into town 

Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy 

And I just came into town 

Well, I heard so much about London 

I decided to check it out 

Well, I wait in Leicester Square 

With a come-hither look in my eye 

Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column 

But all I do is talk to the lime 

Oh where can I get my cock sucked? 

Where can I get my ass fucked? 

I may have no money, 

But I know where to put it every time 

Well, I asked a young policeman 

If he'd only lock me up for the night 

Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard, 

Some of them, some of them, they're alright 

Well, he fucked me with his truncheon 

And his helmet was way too tight 

Oh where can I get my cock sucked? 

Where can I get my ass fucked? 

I ain't got no money, 

But I know where to put it every time 

I'm a lonesome schoolboy