The Vibes Lyrics - Beastie Boys

I kick out the jams and tell you who I am 

I said I'll make you shake your ass like Les MaCan 

And the you're out talking shit like Yosemite Sam 

You've got the elephant feet like Les McCan 

Up the crack of dawn I'm on my way 

We're talking two foot dump and there'll be no delay 

'Cause I'm gone, the shit's getting out of hand 

I'm changing my middle name to first Trem 

I'm walking on the rhythm like Philippe Petite 

I've got hole in my mouth where my teeth should be 

You ask whatever happenened to the rappin' duke 

I heard the Captain's gonna sign him to Jive and that's the truth 

taking care of my functions still smokin, up the shrubery 

I stopped eating chicken 'cause the shit was too rubbery 

Produce organic from my own yard 

Only the freshest herbs and growing's not too hard 

Dreaming on it, screaming on it, ready to get dumb 

Waking up my long joint, ready to get some 

Looking at my board and my old boots 

Seeing a waist deep champagne moment of truth 

And on the court I've got game like my brother Matt 

I give a shout out so where you at 

But don't get souped Mathew 'cause I'm a take ya 

Horatio Park right now and I'm a shake ya 

Give me the fresh count 'cause you know that I'm stressed out 

I need some inspiration so get the best out 

Like Rock Master Scott, I'm on the request line 

Writing the fresh rhyme, having the best time 

Good vibes flowing all around 

Not a worry in mind as the friends around 

A shout out to Linda riding pow forever 

Well the Bird is the word and you're as light as a feather 

Well I smoke a bag of rat weed 'cause I don't care 

and I'm waking old ladies out their underwear 

I like the boomin' grannies in big old panties 

I'm giving, it to grandma making her crazy 

I might be a white boy but I'm no goofy 

Got beats like Bobalou on "I Love Lucy" 

I'm not like the Skipper on "Fantasy Island" 

I'm more like Captain Shtupping when I go back whylin' 

The Cire Traverse out to Death shoot 

or S.T.H. when they let me back at the Deuce 

'Cause I can't get enough of that funky stuff 

When the going gets rough ain't going out in the sluff 

Down with Bubble Gum and Ninth Creation 

Get down we've got the sound sensation 

Kid Fresh is back from the 80's 

And we're doing it for the ladies 

(Chorus)