The Grasshopper Unit Lyrics - Beastie Boys

Dear Alex and Marilyn 

They're Lovey and Thurston howellin' 

The grasshopper unit is prowellin' 

And Rufus is back home growellin' 

For all of y'all that are dozin' 

On Hornblower's lederhosen 

Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen 

And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in 

Cause when he's out in space carousin' 

Pick up my mic and start joustin' 

My name plate medallion 

Says never trust a Hal 9000 

Cause you can't, won't, don't 

Cause you can't, won't, don't 

Check the horizontal hold and check the tint 

Are these three fools back at it again? 

Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint 

Nothin' but sparks ignitin' 

Check two one two mic testin' 

This one goes out to Dechen 

Rise fallen fighters take your stance again 

Don't think too much about the color of skin 

Order in vegetarian' shark's fin 

Try to keep my life non-violent 

Mario, rewind the tape and "punch me in!" 

Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in 

Cause you can't, won't, don't 

Cause you can't, won't, don't 

Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it 

Ooh my my something's really wrong 

Ooh my my I'm really not feeling it 

Ooh my my something's really wrong 

The PA sound is deafenin' 

Bitin' MCs I'm oustinin' 

With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin' 

So on your way out please take a mint 

Got the studio to throw a craze in 

The basslines Yauch just lays in 

This song is the grass you're grazin' 

Add a little flange and phase in 

Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin' 

I'm off the hook so don't bother dialin' 

They're gonna put me in the B-I-N 

And if I die notify the next of kin 

It's like that y'all