The Brouhaha Lyrics - To The 5 Boroughs - Beastie Boys

What the blood clot, I rap a lot 

What you gonna do when the beat goes drop? 

What you talking bout Willis, who's the illest? 

You know my name is Adam, stop calling me Phyllis 

You hear some fuss, you're like what's the clamor? 

It's just me naked on the cover of Glamor 

A phenomenon, pandemonium 

The club is blowing up like plutonium 

What's all the fanfare, what's the to-do? 

We're known to bring the hullabaloo 

On stage or at the spa, guaranteed we bring the brouhaha 

'Cause it's a brouhaha ('cause it's a brouhaha) 

There's a commotion that's going down 

I talk more trash than Drown the Clown 

'Cause I'm like that freak from Cirque du Soleil 

With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say 

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four 

Get up on the mic and I'ma even the score 

One, two, three, three, t-two, one 

Don't carry a knife and I don't carry a gun 

We be makin' mountains out of Cool Whip 

Pass me the mint for the julep 

Tell me everybody, where is the love? 

Hey, no-no-no-no-no-no, ha ha ha 

'Cause it's a brouhaha ('cause it's a brouhaha) 

Communicator check, one-two-one-two 

This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu 

Set your forehead to warp factor one 

Check your tri-corder, set your phaser to stun 

Oh mais oui, you can catch me at Jon Vie with a pastry 

You say, si c'est bon, oh n'est-ce pas? 

Qu'est-ce-que le brouhahaha, ha ha ha ha! 

Just got back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin' 

Going roar, roar with the dungeon dragon 

You can dance if you want to, leave your friends behind 

But if they don't dance and they won't dance they can kiss my oh-oh, ah-ah 

'Cause it's a brouhaha ('cause it's a brouhaha)