Mullet Head Lyrics - Beastie Boys

You're coming off like you're Van Damme 

You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am 

You've got names like Billy Ray 

Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray 

Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on 

Watching MTV and you mosh on 

number one on the side and don't touch the back 

number six on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack 

Shiny chrome rims never rusted 

Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted 

Never trusted, Mullet head 

You know you took that girl to bed 

Cruising 8th Street Saturday night 

Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight 

You've got that stonewash derriere 

Spike the top because the week-end is here 

You want to know what's a mullet? well 

I got a little story to tell 

About a hair style, that's way of life 

Have you ever seen a Mullet wife? 

Yo, take a chill be , check out my Spillbee 

'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head 

Cruise in my Iroc, stonewash on my cock 

Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head 

Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while 

Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the Mullet man 

Read the New York Post, read a story 

About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory 

They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl 

Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world 

A real lover man, a real Cassanova 

Joey got horny and now he's over 

Amy got pissed, shot his wife 

Joey gest to jail for the rest of his life 

Cut the sides, don't touch the back