Mike On The Mic Lyrics - Beastie Boys

I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle 

I laid the bait and then she took the tackle 

Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster 

Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter 

I never met a girl that was too finicky 

If the press has their way then they're going to finish me 

You might know this but you've never been this see 

If I ate spinach then I'd be called Spinach D 

I shed light like cats shed fur 

Ride around town like Raymond Burr 

I'm so high that they call me Your Highness 

If you don't know me then pardon my shyness 

I live in the Village wherever I go I walk to 

Keepin' my friends around so I have someone to talk to 

I play my music loud because you know it's got clout to it 

It's a trip it's got a funky beat and I can bug out to it