Cooky Puss (censored Version) Lyrics - Some Old Bullshit - Beastie Boys

The shit with this bitch 

Yo I said I'm calling you be 

Yo be it's the phone 

Yo be 

"May I help you?" 

"Yes what's your name?" 

"Hello?" 

"Hello man you got Cooky puss's number?" 

"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you" 

"Yo man, where's the supervisor at? 

I, I got the number anyway baby 

That bitch hang up on me" 

These pussy crumbs are making me itch 

Ah Cooky puss, hey Ah Cooky puss 

Maybe I should scratch 

Aaa, be E A S T I E go 

"My real name is" 

"My real name is" 

"My sisters name was" 

Scratch 

Cooky puss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch 

Oh,cook, cook, cook, cook oh cooky puss 

"And my mother got to call us for dinner" 

"Yo, yo, yo" 

Cooky puss, pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs? 

"Take me home and eat me, yeah" 

Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass bitch 

"Hello, Carvel?" 

"Yo man Cooky puss there?" 

"Who?" 

"Cooky puss, I want to speak to Cooky puss man" 

"No, Nobody here by that name" 

"A Cooky or Puss then, Cooky chic" 

"Anybody man, I want to speak to them" 

"There not here" 

"I said where's Cooky puss at? 

"Yo, I'm serious, I wanna talk to, yo man" 

"Cooky puss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one" 

"When do you want it for?" 

"Anytime man, just like now shit, you know, that shit now" 

"I'm talkin' now be, damn bitch hang up, I'll kick your ass bitch" 

Yo yo yo 

Yo yo yo 

Beastie Boys rock 

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