Car Theif Lyrics - Beastie Boys

Some static started in the pool hall 

Hit a motherfucker's face with the cue ball 

Then I met this girl she tried to gank me 

So I smacked her in the pootie with a Plank, B 

'Cause me and my crew were out breaking windows 

The bingo, the lotto you know I'll never win those 

Possession is half the law 

I had my routines before all y'all 

Your whole life is coming apart at the seams 

You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines 

See, I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie 

Right now I wish I had another hash brownie 

Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass 

Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass 

You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat 

See, personally I wouldn't wanna go out like that 

I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it 

I don't buy cheeba I grow it 

People always trying to get next to me 

I had a beautiful experience on ecstasy 

I Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer 

Because I had to deal with a money-hungry miser 

Had a 'caine-filled Kool with my man Rush Rush 

Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush 

You be doing nose candy on the Bowie coke mirror 

My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her 

You can't deny me, you always want to try me 

Yo, you're just gonna get your ass kicked 

Homeboy throw in the towel 

Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell 

The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast 

Smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast 

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters 

Sitting in the White House pulling their peters 

Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street 

The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat 

Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin' 

Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin' 

Space cake cookies I discover who I am 

I'm a dusted old bummy hurdy-gurdy man 

Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains 

Said good-bye to my girl, my lawyers and accountants 

My mind is kinda rhymin' and I think I oughta think 

So I'm rockin' all the rhymes and I'll have another drink 

So the lights are flashing, my mind is spinning 

I feel like it is always the beginning 

Of another rhyme I'm rapping, M.C-ing I rock 

You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped