In Real Life There Is No Algebra Lyrics - Destined Solitaire - Beardfish

I'm waging war against me 

I'm trying to free my mind, you see 

I think I am quite insane 

Trying to find my reptile brain 

But then I'm gonna nuke it 

Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying... 

byebye brain... 

I looked into the eyes of an idiot 

and in him I saw myself 

People walking by, 

disgusted faces at a distance 

They seem to think they're better, 

Man you know that is a lie 

but it's hard to see a peer in one with 

whom you can't identify 

I gazed into the eyes of the madman 

and I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself 

All these little things we do, our way of life, 

We're babies, repeating everything we see, 

stem-celled from TV 

Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge 

lack of discipline 

That stopped me from ever learning algebra 

Maybe I'm just too dumb 

(monkey see, monkey do) 

I've found my sole purpose 

I need to evolve, and fast 

when we talk, if I nod off 

smack my face, I won't be cross 

Teach me as you would a 

Teach me as you would a dog 

strapped to my lazy-chair 

sitting in the living room where 

I watch Discovery all day long 

Evolving as I sing this song: 

I'm a Modern Einstein, 

I'm a Modern Einstein 

I'm a Modern Einstein, 

I'm a Modern Einstein 

I'm a Modern Einstein, 

I'm a Modern Einstein