The Big Bang Theory Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state 

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... 

The Earth began to cool 

The autotrophs began to drool 

Neanderthals developed tools 

We built a wall (we built the pyramids) 

Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries 

That all started with the big bang! 

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BANG! 

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long 

As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. 

A fraction of a second and the elements were made. 

The bipeds stood up straight 

The dinosaurs all met their fate 

They tried to leap but they were late 

And they all died (they froze their asses off) 

The oceans and Pangea 

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya 

Set in motion by the same big bang! 

It all started with the big BANG! 

It's expanding ever outward but one day 

It will pause the start to go the other way 

Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard 

Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! 

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us 

Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) 

Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy 

It all started with the big bang! 

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology 

It all started with the big bang! 

It all started with the big BANG!. 

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