Some Fantastic Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

One day I will build a fountain 

Drink and never grow old 

Then I'll market an elixer 

That will eliminate the common cold 

Find your sickness on my list 

Pay up front and make a wish 

One day I will work with animals 

All the tests I'm gonna do 

All my stuffs completely natural 

And when we're done 

We'll boil 'em down for glue 

That we can use to re-adhere 

Your lips to mine if you were here 

There's a lot I will never do 

Some fantastic I know it's true 

But not as much as my want to be with you 

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I can't stand to wait in line long 

So I built a new machine 

It just measures up the distance 

And then eliminates the folks between 

One day I'll construct a sattelite 

And I'll name it after you 

Cause' you were the greatest friend of all 

Except for when you split my lip in two 

To see the look upon your face 

As I launch you into space 

There's a lot I will never do 

Some fantastic I know its true 

But not as much as my want to be with you 

Bye bye self respect 

I haven't had much of it since you left 

I missed out on the best of you 

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Someday I will find the secret 

To your social chemistry 

Then I'll print it on a t-shirt 

And it'll make you want to be with me 

And if I wear it past your work 

You'll see other guys are jerks 

Much like pheromones for flies 

You will not avoid my eyes 

There's a lot I will never do 

Some fantastic I know its true 

Not as much as my want to be with you 

Bye bye self respect 

I haven't had much of it since you left 

Even mice are bereft of you 

I missed out on the best of you 

Bye bye self respect 

I haven't had much of it since you left 

I missed out on the best of you 

Bye bye bye (REPEAT)