One Week (remix) Lyrics - Stop Us If You've Heard This Before - Barenaked Ladies

It's been one week since you looked at me 

Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" 

Five days since you laughed at me saying 

"Get that together, come back and see me" 

Three days since the living room 

I realized, it's all my fault but couldn't tell you 

Yesterday, you'd forgiven me 

But it'll still be two days till I say, "I'm sorry" 

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink 

As I make you stop, think, you'll think 

You're looking at Aqua man, I summon fish to the dish 

Although I like the Chalet Swiss 

I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan 

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes 

Big like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about value 

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits 

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You try to match wits 

You try to hold me but I bust through 

Gonna make a break and take a fake 

I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake 

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors 

Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know 

The vertigo is gonna grow, 'cause it's so dangerous 

You'll have to sign a waiver 

How can I help it if I think 

You're funny when you're mad 

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad 

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral 

Can't understand what I mean? 

Well, you soon will 

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve 

I have a history of taking off my shirt 

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It's been one week since you looked at me 

Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy" 

Five days since you tackled me 

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees 

It's been three days since the afternoon 

You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon 

Yesterday you'd forgiven me 

And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry 

Chickity China the Chinese chicken 

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' 

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on 

We're dans la maison 

I hope the smoking man's in this one 

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic 

Like Sting, I'm tantric 

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy 

Like Kurosawa, I make mad films 

Okay, I don't make films 

But if I did they'd have a Samurai 

Gonna get a set a' better clubs 

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs 

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing 

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes 

That make me think the wrong thing 

How can I help it if I think 

You're funny when you're mad 

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad 

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral 

Can't understand what I mean? 

Well, you soon will 

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve 

I have a history of losing my shirt 

It's been one week since you looked at me 

Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry" 

Five days since I laughed at you and said 

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" 

Three days since the living room 

We realized we're both to blame but what could we do? 

Yesterday you just smiled at me 

Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry 

It'll still be two days till we say, "We're sorry" 

It'll still be two days till we say, "We're sorry" 

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