Never Do Anything Lyrics - Maroon - Barenaked Ladies

Wiped out down the stairs 

I'll bet you there's a song in there, 

I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down. 

That guy should be me 

I'd look much better on t.v. 

Then the world would see 

That I can do anything. 

I can be that 

But soon you'll see that 

I will never do anything. 

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Let's play tic-tac-toe 

I'll play X, you can be the O. 

Thoughts of turning pro have crossed my mind. 

I could make a mint 

Fill my pockets with more than lint. 

I'll give you a hint 

It involves the "internet". 

I can be that 

But soon you'll see that 

I will never do anything. 

Don't write me off as an also ran. 

Just mark me down as an angry man. 

Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? 

How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? 

Life passed me by, but it's not my fault. 

I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt? 

I can be that, but soon you'll see that 

I will never do anything 

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If I were the king 

All my subjects would dance and sing 

They could kiss my ring 

And kiss my ass 

When I'm old and grey, 

I'll look back on my life and say 

"Give me one more day, 

And still I'll never do anything." 

I can be that 

But soon you'll see that 

I will never do anything 

I can be that 

But soon you'll see that 

I will never do anything