King Of Bedside Manor Lyrics - Gordon - Barenaked Ladies

You know he's not the kind of man 

Who likes to see the world around him 

Crumble to a ball around his feet 

But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared 

He's the most peculiar man, you can ever meet 

You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor 

He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door 

He's not the king of Bedside Manor 

He hardly even lives there anymore 

He says excuse me, I hope you don't mind 

But I followed you into this shop 

And I couldn't help but notice that riding crop 

Sticking out of your haversack 

Well I wouldn't mind riding you bareback 

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He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar 

He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star 

You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor quite some time ago 

He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime TV show 

You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor 

He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door 

He's not the king of Bedside Manor 

He hardly even lives there anymore 

You know he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn 

just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone 

From the house next door to his house on the lane 

He consoles himself that he's got his health 

And he knows he can't complain 

You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor 

He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door 

He's not the king of Bedside Manor 

He hardly even lives there anymore 

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He's not the King of Bedside Manor 

He's not the King of Bedside Manor 

Hardly even lives there anymore 

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto 

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto 

Say Domo, Domo, Domo 

Domo, Domo, Domo 

Domo, Domo, Domo 

He's not the King 

He's not the King of Bedside Manor