I'll Be That Girl Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

If I were you and I wish that I were you 

All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue 

Well I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes 

And tie my pantyhose around my neck 

I'll be that girl and you would be right over 

If I were a field, you would be in clover 

If I were the sun, you would be in shadow 

And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow 

If you will not have me as myself 

Perhaps as someone else 

Perhaps as me I'll be worth noticing 

Then even a eunuch won't resist 

The magic of a kiss from such as me 

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I'll be that girl and you would be right over 

If I were a field, you would be in clover 

And if I were the sun, you would be in shadow 

If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow 

It's time to kick off your shoes 

Learn how to choose sadness 

It's time to throw off those chains 

Addle our brains with madness 

'Cause we've got plenty of time 

To grow old and die 

But when at last your beauty's faded 

You'll be glad that I have waited for you 

So when you're done 

With being beautiful and young 

When that course is run 

Oh, then come to me 

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I'll be that girl and you would be right over 

If I were a field, you would be in clover 

And if I were the sun, you would be in shadow 

If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow 

There'd be no tomorrow 

There'd be no tomorrow 

There'd be no tomorrow