If I Had A Million Dollars Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you a house 

I would buy you a house 

And if I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

I? d buy you furniture for your house 

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman 

And if I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you a K-Car 

A nice reliant automobile 

And if I had a million dollars, I? d buy your love 

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If I had a million dollars 

I? d build a tree-fort in our yard 

If I had a million dollars you could help 

It wouldn? t be that hard 

If I had a million dollars 

Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge 

In there somewhere 

We could just go up there and hang out 

Like open the fridge and stuff 

And there? d all be foods laid out for us 

Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things 

They have pre-wrapped sausages 

But they don? t have pre-wrapped bacon 

Well, can you blame them? 

Yeah 

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If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you a fur a coat 

But not a real fur coat, that? s cruel 

And if I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you an exotic pet 

Yep, like a llama or an emu 

And if I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you John Merrick? s remains 

All them crazy elephant bones 

And if I had a million dollars I? d buy your love 

If I had a million dollars 

We wouldn? t have to walk to the store 

If I had a million dollars 

We? d take a Limousine? cause it costs more 

If I had a million dollars 

We wouldn? t have to eat Kraft dinner 

But we would eat Kraft dinner 

Of course we would, we? d just eat more 

And buy really expensive ketchups with it 

That? s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups 

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you a green dress 

But not a real green dress, that? s cruel 

And if I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you some art 

A Picasso or a Garfunkel 

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

Well, I? d buy you a monkey 

Haven? t you always wanted a monkey? 

If I had a million dollars I? d buy your love 

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

If I had a million dollars 

I? d be rich