If I Had $1000000 Lyrics - Rock Spectacle (live) - Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you a house 

(I would buy you a house) 

And if I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

I'd buy you furniture for your house 

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 

And if I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you a K-Car 

(A nice Reliant automobile) 

And if I had a million dollars 

I'd buy your love 

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If I had a million dollars 

(I'd build a tree fort in our yard) 

If I had a million dollars 

(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard) 

If I had a million dollars 

(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere) 

[You know, we could just go up there and hang out.Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.Mmm.They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.Well, can you blame them? Yeah!] 

If I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat 

(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) 

And if I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet 

(Yep, like a llama or an emu) 

And if I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains 

(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) 

And if I had a million dollars 

I'd buy your love 

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If I had a million dollars 

We wouldn't have to walk to the store 

If I had a million dollars 

We could take a limousine 'cause it costs more 

If I had a million dollars 

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner 

[But we would eat Kraft dinner.Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it.That's right, all the fanciest ket--Dijon ketchup.Mmmm! Mmmm!] 

If I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you a green dress 

(But not a real green dress, that's cruel) 

And if I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you some art 

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel) 

If I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

Well, I'd buy you a monkey 

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) 

If I had a million dollars 

I'd buy your love 

If I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

If I had a million dollars 

(If I had a million dollars) 

If I had a million dollars 

I'd be rich