I Know Lyrics - Born On A Pirate Ship - Barenaked Ladies

I know why I like you 

It's 'cause of your clothing and your haircut 

And 'cause you're racist 

I have a match; your face, 

My asking your questions you can't answer 

You want to box me? 

Our world works in a weird way 

I've heard them say a man with a beard may 

Frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more 

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I know why you bite me 

It's cause of your instincts and your canines 

And 'cause I kicked you 

I have a bone to pick; 

Please go on the paper, and fetch me my slippers 

And stop meowing 

Man's best friend wags his tail and 

Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and 

Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war 

Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision? 

And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision? 

I've seen the facts of inter-race realtions, 

Of see-though slacks, of cyber-masturbation; 

If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show, 

Perhaps one day a chimp might say 

"You have faith, you just need to use it, sayth the Lord" 

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I know why I like you 

It's 'cause of your sandals and your supper 

And 'cause you're Jesus 

I have a match; your Dad, my dad has 

Your picture right next to your mother's, 

And one of Charo 

They hold hands up in heaven 

And they say that their son's name is Kevin 

But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack