Having A Baby Lyrics - Barenaked Ladies

I woke up this morning and I felt sick 

There's something inside me 

I felt it kick 

Something's gone wrong 

Something's gone wrong 

I got a bad headache 

I got the shakes 

Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache 

Could it be so 

No it can't be so 

Steven page is having a baby 

Steven page is having a baby 

They said boys could never give birth 

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I'm feeling kinda special that I'm the one 

To bring the world a daughter 

Or maybe a son 

Well either's just fine 

As long as they're mine 

And if it's a boy I'll call him godon 

And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon 

I just like the name gordon 

Steven page is having a baby 

Steven page is having a baby 

They said boys could never give birth 

Steven page is playing a solo 

Steven page is playing a solo 

They said steve could never play jazz 

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And now it's time for the big morality quiz 

Cause I don't know just who the father is 

But I don't mind because all I want is a baby 

All I want is a kid 

Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb 

But will I be a daddy or will I be mum 

Just call me steve 

Just call me steve 

And where will it come out when I give birth 

Should I sell my story, how much is it worth 

You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe 

You won't believe it really 

Steven page is having a baby 

Steven page is having a baby 

They said boys could never give birth