Get In Line Lyrics - Disc One: All Their Greatest Hits 1991-2001 - Barenaked Ladies

Everywhere I go someone's trying to by my girlfriend's best friend 

I'm trying to pretend I'm relaxed, but I'm playing castanets with my knees 

I try to be cool and give her space 

But a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place 

Everyone in this room seems to want to make a big fool out of me 

Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) 

Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah) 

Everything'll be all right 

If you play along 

Everywhere I go there's someone in a trenchcoat staring at me 

When I'm not at home I'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash 

Whatever could they want from me? 

Is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy? 

I gotta go see my doctor about this itchy pentagram-shaped rash 

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Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) 

Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah) 

Everything'll be all right 

This won't hurt at all (Turn it up) 

Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody) 

Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah, ah) 

Everything'll be all right 

If you just lay off 

Dictate a memo to myself 

Try to find if I'm the only one in complete health 

Consult contemporaries if there are some to see 

There really isn't anyone who's in my league 

But me 

Every night at a lane someone thinks they've got a fine bead on me 

I try to take three deep breaths as I lock in on my minivan 

Everyone says I'm looking great 

But it's hard to stand up, let alone to try to concentrate 

I wish that everyone I knew hadn't sold out to The Man 

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Everybody open your mouth (Everybody, everybody) (Oh) 

Everybody just say "ah" (Ah, ah, ah) 

Everything'll be all right 

This won't hurt at all 

Everybody get in line (Everybody, everybody) (Oh) 

Everybody turn and cough (Ah, ah, ah) 

Everything'll be all right 

If you just lay 

Everything'll be all right 

If you just lay (Ah, ah, ah) 

Everything'll be all right 

If you just lay off (Ah, ah, ah)